Epstein Secrets

enty-four!" What's a hump? A hump's a noun meaning the thing on a camel's back, unless the thing's another camel, in which case it becomes a verb. Schmidlap starts a new job and the boss tells him, "If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes and an annual s

d see the third guy jumping up and down and back and forth. The first guy yells at him, "What the hell are you doing?" He says, "Dodgin' traffic." Dirty Johnny gets a newspaper route. He knocks on a door and a lady answers wearing just a bra and panties. He says, "That's the end of the first week, Miss. Tha

his zipper. She says, "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test." ******** What'd the laundryman say to the nun? "Got any dirty habits?" ******** Schmidlap has a sore arm, so he goes to the doctor. The doctor examines him and then says, "Mr. Schmidlap, you've got tennis elbow." Schmidlap says, "That's

crazy with them .. EFTA_R1_01110285 EFTA02285461 for almost seventy years. all I ask is please e-mail me & say hello .. our DNA might match .. Dirty Johnny and his father are walking along in the park. All of a sudden, Johnny says, "Hey, Pop, look at those two bowlegged bastards." His father says, "Wa

ays, "Give me a few days." 3 EFTA_R1_01940115 EFTA02671140 The sheik says, "To think it over?" Shirripa says, "To fatten her up." ***** •• * Schmidlap ties his Doberman Pinscher to a parking meter and goes into a bar. A few minutes later, a guy comes into the bar and says, "Whose dog is tied up to

ly what's wrong with you. I think it's due to all the drinking." McKenna says, "Then get somebody sober in here to examine me, you fucking moron." Dirty Johnny looks at his mother coming out of the shower and says "Hey, Ma, you sure are gettin' fat." She says, "Yes, John. You see, I'm pregnant. I have a bab