erhaps in it." Claude says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework." The teacher says, "Very good, Claude." She calls on Dirty Johnny in the back. "John?" Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankl

crazy with them .. EFTA_R1_01110285 EFTA02285461 for almost seventy years. all I ask is please e-mail me & say hello .. our DNA might match .. Dirty Johnny and his father are walking along in the park. All of a sudden, Johnny says, "Hey, Pop, look at those two bowlegged bastards." His father says, "Wa

d see the third guy jumping up and down and back and forth. The first guy yells at him, "What the hell are you doing?" He says, "Dodgin' traffic." Dirty Johnny gets a newspaper route. He knocks on a door and a lady answers wearing just a bra and panties. He says, "That's the end of the first week, Miss. Tha

ly what's wrong with you. I think it's due to all the drinking." McKenna says, "Then get somebody sober in here to examine me, you fucking moron." Dirty Johnny looks at his mother coming out of the shower and says "Hey, Ma, you sure are gettin' fat." She says, "Yes, John. You see, I'm pregnant. I have a bab