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She says, "Shhh! Your mother's in our bed." What would you call an anorexic booger? Slim Pickins. The bartender says, "What's the matter, pal?" Schmidlap says, "My wife's been wearing crotchless panties." "What's wrong with that?" 6 EFTA_R1_01404634 EFTA02385500 "They weren't crotchless when she

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6 EFTA_R1_01906656 EFTA02659561 1/11/411 What would you call an anorexic booger? Slim Pickins. The bartender says, "What's the matter, pal?" Schmidlap says, "My wife's been wearing crotchless panties." "What's wrong wit= that?" "They weren'= crotchless when she bought them." What do you say to a

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