s, I'll take a shit." ******** Rosegarten's siting in the living room when his wife walks in wearing a man-tailored shirt and panties. She says, "Rosegarten, have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?" He says, "No." She gives him a sexy little smile, unbuttons the top three buttons of her shirt

coffee shop and says, "How much for coffee and a donut?" The waitress says, "Donuts are seventy-five cents, coffee is a buck and refills are free." Rosegarten says, "I'll take a donut and a refill." ******* Sadie is forty-five, five-foot-one, one hundred sixty pounds, three times divorced, and single. S

h your daughter." Her father says, "Of course you did. But at least you didn't leave her hanging from that damn tree." ******* Minervini says to Rosegarten, "My wife ran away with my best friend." Rosegarten says, "That sucks." Minervini says, "Yeah. I'm really gonna miss him." ******* A blonde's wal

my cock or bends over so I can give it to her doggie style. And then at night, I fuck my wife again." The doctor says, "So what's your problem?" Rosegarten says, "It hurts when I jerk off." ******** Why didn't the pedicurist want to work on the African-American woman? The pedicurist was black-toes int

few minutes later, the waitress puts a plate in front of him with an open bun on it, pulls a hamburger out of her armpit, and tosses it on the bun. Rosegarten says, "What the hell was that all about?" She says, "I was just keeping it warm for you." He says, "Cancel my hot dog." Mrs. Bergmann says to her

k's nostrils are in his upper bill and if you file it down too much, when he takes a drink of water he'll drown." A week later the doctor runs into Rosegarten and says, "So how's your duck?" Rosegarten says, "He's dead." The doctor says, "Dead? Jesus, man, I told you not to file his upper bill down too fa

marriage back together?" She says, "Over my dead body." He says, "Nevertheless." ******** What would you call a lesbian's fingers? Fish sticks. Rosegarten's walking along and sees a sign, "Hans EFTA_R1_01110288 EFTA02285464 Schmidt's Chinese Laundry." He thinks it's a little strange, so he goes in,

rs a day." The doctor says, "That's easy. Before you smoke a cigar, stick it far up your ass." 6 EFTA_R1_01342461 EFTA02357063 Two weeks later, Rosegarten walks back into the doctor's office. The doctor says, "Did it cure you of smoking?" Rosegarten says, "Yeah. Now all you have to do is cure me of st

He says to the old guy, "What a God-forsaken place. What do you people do around here?" The old guy says, "We don't do nothin' but hunt 'n fuck." Rosegarten says, "What do you hunt?" The old guy says, "Somethin' to fuck." for great dirty jokes 24/7, Use Your finger! dial (516) 922-WINE ! free jokes fo

ew minutes later, the waitress puts a plate in front of him with an open bun on it, pulls a hamburger out of her armpit, and tosses it on the bun. Rosegarten says, "What the hell was that all about?" She says, "I was just keeping it warm for you." He says, "Cancel my hot dog." ****• *if Mrs. Bergmann