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From: Jackie Martling Sent: Friday, February 17, 2017 7:59 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Jackie shows! Yonkers, Lancaster PA, Long Island! my autobiography, "The Joke Man: Bow To Stern" is ready for action! it's being released October 24th .

She says, "Shhh! Your mother's in our bed." What would you call an anorexic booger? Slim Pickins. The bartender says, "What's the matter, pal?" Schmidlap says, "My wife's been wearing crotchless panties." "What's wrong with that?" 6 EFTA_R1_01404634 EFTA02385500 "They weren't crotchless when she

From: Jackie Martling Sent: Saturday, March 18, 2017 10:11 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Jackie in Bensalem, Lindenhurst, Atlantic City! my autobiography, "The Joke Man: Bow To Stern <http://jackiethejokeman.com/> " is ready for action! it's

jokes Oglio CD's only $20! plus! ... you get a hundred insults & "The Pot Song" ! Jackie's 6 CD Special! <http://store.oglio.com/product/jm6cdhs/> Schmidlap's golfing and gets a hole-in-one on the first hole. Then he gets another hole-in-one on the second hole. Then his cell phone rings, he answers, and

From: Jackie Martling Sent: Wednesday, May 18, 2016 9:45 PM To: [email protected] Subject: see Jackie in Bellmore, LI! A lady stumbles into a bar. She says, "B-beertender, g-give me a dribble martuni and p-put a pickle in it." He gives it to her an

Your Finger! dial free jokes for The Universe since 1979... simply dial ... not a pay service, just a regular call ... 37 years of free jokes! Schmidlap comes home from work and says to his wife, "This is the third night this week I've come home from work and there's no dinner on the table. The third

From: Jackie Martlin > Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2017 10:04 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Jackie's in south NJ, Riverhead LI, Philadelphia! Friedman goes to Hell and he's met by the devil. The devil says, "The punishments are changed every thou

enty-four!" What's a hump? A hump's a noun meaning the thing on a camel's back, unless the thing's another camel, in which case it becomes a verb. Schmidlap starts a new job and the boss tells him, "If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes and an annual s

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his zipper. She says, "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test." ******** What'd the laundryman say to the nun? "Got any dirty habits?" ******** Schmidlap has a sore arm, so he goes to the doctor. The doctor examines him and then says, "Mr. Schmidlap, you've got tennis elbow." Schmidlap says, "That's

From: jeffrey E. <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, February 17, 2017 10:38 PM To: Jackie Martling Subject: Re: Jackie shows! Yonkers, Lancaster PA, Long Island! how are you? On Fri, Feb 17, 2017 at 8:58 PM, Jackie Martling < <mailto > wrote: my autobiography,

6 EFTA_R1_01906656 EFTA02659561 1/11/411 What would you call an anorexic booger? Slim Pickins. The bartender says, "What's the matter, pal?" Schmidlap says, "My wife's been wearing crotchless panties." "What's wrong wit= that?" "They weren'= crotchless when she bought them." What do you say to a

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nties" plural? For the same reason that when you take a shit you actually leave one. ******** The World's Best Gifts! they keep on giving! all six of Jackie's Oglio joke CD's ... The Joke Man, Sgt. Pecker, Hot Dogs & Donuts, Come Again?, F. jackie & snart ... are available on Amazon, iTunes, and at Oglio.

ome. ..." ******* What's the difference between a white cow and a black cow? A white cow goes, "Moo," and a black cow goes, "Moo out d' way." ******* Schmidlap's been away on business and decides it'd be nice to bring his wife a gift. He goes into a store and the girl says, "How about some perfume? This bott