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k's nostrils are in his upper bill and if you file it down too much, when he takes a drink of water he'll drown." A week later the doctor runs into Rosegarten and says, "So how's your duck?" Rosegarten says, "He's dead." The doctor says, "Dead? Jesus, man, I told you not to file his upper bill down too fa

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