Epstein Secrets

She says, "Shhh! Your mother's in our bed." What would you call an anorexic booger? Slim Pickins. The bartender says, "What's the matter, pal?" Schmidlap says, "My wife's been wearing crotchless panties." "What's wrong with that?" 6 EFTA_R1_01404634 EFTA02385500 "They weren't crotchless when she

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6 EFTA_R1_01906656 EFTA02659561 1/11/411 What would you call an anorexic booger? Slim Pickins. The bartender says, "What's the matter, pal?" Schmidlap says, "My wife's been wearing crotchless panties." "What's wrong wit= that?" "They weren'= crotchless when she bought them." What do you say to a

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ays, "Give me a few days." 3 EFTA_R1_01940115 EFTA02671140 The sheik says, "To think it over?" Shirripa says, "To fatten her up." ***** •• * Schmidlap ties his Doberman Pinscher to a parking meter and goes into a bar. A few minutes later, a guy comes into the bar and says, "Whose dog is tied up to

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ome. ..." ******* What's the difference between a white cow and a black cow? A white cow goes, "Moo," and a black cow goes, "Moo out d' way." ******* Schmidlap's been away on business and decides it'd be nice to bring his wife a gift. He goes into a store and the girl says, "How about some perfume? This bott