3
Shared Docs
3
Same-Page
3 / 3
Mentions
tches Comedy Club" Lancaster Family Resort 2270 Lincoln Highway East Lancaster, Pennsylvania (717) 826-
She says, "Shhh! Your mother's in our bed." What would you call an anorexic booger? Slim Pickins. The bartender says, "What's the matter, pal?" Schmidlap says, "My wife's been wearing crotchless panties." "What's wrong with that?" 6 EFTA_R1_01404634 EFTA02385500 "They weren't crotchless when she
tches Comedy Club" Lancaster Family Resort 2270 Lincoln Highway East Lancaster, Pennsylvania (717) 826-
enty-four!" What's a hump? A hump's a noun meaning the thing on a camel's back, unless the thing's another camel, in which case it becomes a verb. Schmidlap starts a new job and the boss tells him, "If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes and an annual s
tches Comedy Club" Lancaster Family Resort 2270 Lincoln Highway East Lancaster, Pennsylvania http://sti
6 EFTA_R1_01906656 EFTA02659561 1/11/411 What would you call an anorexic booger? Slim Pickins. The bartender says, "What's the matter, pal?" Schmidlap says, "My wife's been wearing crotchless panties." "What's wrong wit= that?" "They weren'= crotchless when she bought them." What do you say to a
Entities connected to both Abraham Lincoln and Schmidlap

Donald Trump
PERSON
George W. Bush
PERSON
Marc Rich
PERSON
Joe Biden
PERSON
Philadelphia
LOCATIONCourtney Wild
PERSONDoug Band
PERSON
Cleveland
LOCATION
Jesus Christ
PERSON
Long Island
LOCATION
Shinzo Abe
PERSONSchneider
PERSON
Adolf Hitler
PERSON
Coney Island
LOCATIONJackie
PERSON
Atlantic City
LOCATIONEllis
PERSONBilly
PERSONJohnny
PERSON
Moses
PERSON