Epstein Secrets

because they cannot actually masturbate. — DAVE BARRY, Pulitzer Prize-winning American humorist SPRING

hink it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. —CALVIN, from Calvin and Hobbes B laming idiots for interruptions is like blaming clowns for scaring children—they can’t help it. It’s their nature. Then again, I had (who am I ki

ted architecture that emerged. See, for instance, Barry M. Leiner, Vinton G. Cerf, et al, “A Brief Histor

in awe, they are in that condition which is called war,” he wrote. “Such a war as is of every man against every man.”°’ A precondition of peace, for Hobbes, was that some country or force or tribe decisively grips a region, an empire, even the globe. “A common power to keep them all in awe,” fulfilled a

people still speak in foreign languages. — DAVE BARRY T. live is to learn. I see no other option. This

p its own ass. — ANNE LAMOTT, Bird by Bird There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do. —BILL WATTERSON, creator of the Calvin and Hobbes cartoon strip KING’S CROSS , LONDON I stumbled into the deli across the cobblestone street and ordered a prosciutto sandwich. It was 10:33 A.M. now