Epstein Secrets

t was a dream, and everything's okay." His wife smacks the back of his hand that's on her crotch, and says, "Then I guess now you can let go of the bush." tttttttt Three couples go camping, and one couple forgets their tent, so they decide the men will sleep in one tent and the women will sleep in

She says, "Shhh! Your mother's in our bed." What would you call an anorexic booger? Slim Pickins. The bartender says, "What's the matter, pal?" Schmidlap says, "My wife's been wearing crotchless panties." "What's wrong with that?" 6 EFTA_R1_01404634 EFTA02385500 "They weren't crotchless when she

t's not a pickle, it's an onion. And you haven't got heartburn, you've got your left boob in the ashtray." What should you call a woman with a huge bush? A cab. A guy walks into a store and says to the salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper." She says, "What color?" He says, "Give me white. I

Your Finger! dial free jokes for The Universe since 1979... simply dial ... not a pay service, just a regular call ... 37 years of free jokes! Schmidlap comes home from work and says to his wife, "This is the third night this week I've come home from work and there's no dinner on the table. The third

flowers are beautiful, the grass is perfectly manicured, the trees are expertly pruned, and he's delivering a running commentary on every shrub and bush. She can't believe it. This guy's in prison, and he's probably the most talented groundsman she's ever met, with an inexhaustable knowledge of ever

enty-four!" What's a hump? A hump's a noun meaning the thing on a camel's back, unless the thing's another camel, in which case it becomes a verb. Schmidlap starts a new job and the boss tells him, "If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes and an annual s

was a dream, and everything's okay." His wife smacks the back of his hand that's on her crotch, and says, "Then I guess now you can=let go of the bush." ***** rrr Three couples go camping, and one couple forgets their tent, so they decide the men will sleep in one tent and the women will sleep i

6 EFTA_R1_01906656 EFTA02659561 1/11/411 What would you call an anorexic booger? Slim Pickins. The bartender says, "What's the matter, pal?" Schmidlap says, "My wife's been wearing crotchless panties." "What's wrong wit= that?" "They weren'= crotchless when she bought them." What do you say to a