Epstein Secrets

s, I'll take a shit." ******** Rosegarten's siting in the living room when his wife walks in wearing a man-tailored shirt and panties. She says, "Rosegarten, have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?" He says, "No." She gives him a sexy little smile, unbuttons the top three buttons of her shirt

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few minutes later, the waitress puts a plate in front of him with an open bun on it, pulls a hamburger out of her armpit, and tosses it on the bun. Rosegarten says, "What the hell was that all about?" She says, "I was just keeping it warm for you." He says, "Cancel my hot dog." Mrs. Bergmann says to her

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k's nostrils are in his upper bill and if you file it down too much, when he takes a drink of water he'll drown." A week later the doctor runs into Rosegarten and says, "So how's your duck?" Rosegarten says, "He's dead." The doctor says, "Dead? Jesus, man, I told you not to file his upper bill down too fa

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