Epstein Secrets

h your daughter." Her father says, "Of course you did. But at least you didn't leave her hanging from that damn tree." ******* Minervini says to Rosegarten, "My wife ran away with my best friend." Rosegarten says, "That sucks." Minervini says, "Yeah. I'm really gonna miss him." ******* A blonde's wal

e, I-I had sex with your daughter." Her father says, "Of course you did. But at least you didn't leave her hanging from that damn tree." ******* Minervini says to Rosegarten, "My wife ran away with my best friend." Rosegarten says, "That sucks." Minervini says, "Yeah. I'm really gonna miss him." ****

the extra! Go for the extra!" As Minervini bends over and starts to strain again, the gay guy runs behind him, and starts sticking it in and out of Minervini, yelling, "Block that kicks Block that kick!" Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods? ... and didn't recognize him?

" EFTA_R1_00028565 EFTA01739765 Why can't you tell a knock-knock joke to a Donald Trump? He keeps answering the door. lc* ***** Late one night Minervini's car breaks down in front of a farmhouse, so he goes to the door and asks the farmer if he can stay the night. The farmer says, "I got no mom in t

few minutes later, the waitress puts a plate in front of him with an open bun on it, pulls a hamburger out of her armpit, and tosses it on the bun. Rosegarten says, "What the hell was that all about?" She says, "I was just keeping it warm for you." He says, "Cancel my hot dog." Mrs. Bergmann says to her

Minervini stops to visit his friend who's paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?" Minervini goes upstairs, and there's his friend's two gorgeous daughters. He says, "Hi, girls. Your daddy sent me up here to fuck you." The first daughter sa

download! download six of my wild dirty jokes Oglio CD's only $20! plus! ... you get a hundred insults & "The Pot Song" ! Jackie's 6 CD Special! Minervini stops to visit his friend who's paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?" Minervini

ew minutes later, the waitress puts a plate in front of him with an open bun on it, pulls a hamburger out of her armpit, and tosses it on the bun. Rosegarten says, "What the hell was that all about?" She says, "I was just keeping it warm for you." He says, "Cancel my hot dog." ****• *if Mrs. Bergmann

Minervini stops to visit his friend who's paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet a=e cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?" Minervini goes upstairs, and there's his friend's two gorgeous daughters. He says, "Hi, girls. Your daddy sent me up here to fuck you." The first daughter sa

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s, I'll take a shit." ******** Rosegarten's siting in the living room when his wife walks in wearing a man-tailored shirt and panties. She says, "Rosegarten, have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?" He says, "No." She gives him a sexy little smile, unbuttons the top three buttons of her shirt

s asshole out of the water! You're gonna empty the ocean!" ***** How can you tell a pothead came to stay at your house? He's still there. ***** Minervini and his wife are having hard times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not sure what to do, so Minervini says, "Stand in front of that bar

k's nostrils are in his upper bill and if you file it down too much, when he takes a drink of water he'll drown." A week later the doctor runs into Rosegarten and says, "So how's your duck?" Rosegarten says, "He's dead." The doctor says, "Dead? Jesus, man, I told you not to file his upper bill down too fa

a drink of water and drowned?" 10 EFTA_R1_01441538 EFTA02403094 Rosegarten says, "No, I think he was dead before I took him out of the vise." Minervini's in Europe and he gets a phone call. A voice says, "Listen, your mother-in-law passed away. Should we cremate her or bury her?" He says, "Don't ta

marriage back together?" She says, "Over my dead body." He says, "Nevertheless." ******** What would you call a lesbian's fingers? Fish sticks. Rosegarten's walking along and sees a sign, "Hans EFTA_R1_01110288 EFTA02285464 Schmidt's Chinese Laundry." He thinks it's a little strange, so he goes in,

ction" ***** A fly sees a cute female fly land on a pile of shit. He buzzes down and says, "Excuse me, miss, but is this stool taken?" ******** Minervini runs into his ex-wife at a party and he says, "You wanna try to put our marriage back together?" She says, "Over my dead body." He says, "Neverthe