Epstein Secrets

et her out on the front lawn." ******* for the kids: Knock, knock... Who's there? Alec... Alec who? Alec-tricity ain't that shocking? Why'd Melvin throw a clock out the window? EFTA_R1_00033027 EFTA01742425 He wanted to see time fly. Why'd Grandma knit three socks for her grandson? Because

my cock or bends over so I can give it to her doggie style. And then at night, I fuck my wife again." The doctor says, "So what's your problem?" Rosegarten says, "It hurts when I jerk off." ******** Why didn't the pedicurist want to work on the African-American woman? The pedicurist was black-toes int

n't serve food." for the kids: Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because they have smelly feet. What are twins' favorite food? Pears. Why'd Melvin cut a hole into his umbrella? So he could see if it was raining. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. How can you tell if there's an

rs a day." The doctor says, "That's easy. Before you smoke a cigar, stick it far up your ass." 6 EFTA_R1_01342461 EFTA02357063 Two weeks later, Rosegarten walks back into the doctor's office. The doctor says, "Did it cure you of smoking?" Rosegarten says, "Yeah. Now all you have to do is cure me of st

ir horns don't work. Why'd the dog go, "Moo?" He was learning a new language. Why do people hate to kiss vampires? Because they have bat breath. Melvin's mother says, "Why are you crying, Melvin?" He says, "My new sneakers hurt." She looks down and says, "That's because you put them on the wrong fe

He says to the old guy, "What a God-forsaken place. What do you people do around here?" The old guy says, "We don't do nothin' but hunt 'n fuck." Rosegarten says, "What do you hunt?" The old guy says, "Somethin' to fuck." for great dirty jokes 24/7, Use Your finger! dial (516) 922-WINE ! free jokes fo