Epstein Secrets

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. What would you call a skeleton that doesn't like to do chores? A lazy bones. What would you call an escalator that doesn't work? Stairs. Why'd Melvin throw the butter out the window? He wanted to see the butterfly. Where was the Declaration Of Independence signed? At the bottom. END of KIDS' SE

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n't serve food." for the kids: Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because they have smelly feet. What are twins' favorite food? Pears. Why'd Melvin cut a hole into his umbrella? So he could see if it was raining. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. How can you tell if there's an

it cross the road? The chicken forgot to wipe his ass. ***: to hear endless jokes from all of my CDs, get the Pandora or the Spotify app and type in "Jackie Martling" ******** What do you say to a blonde with a plaid dildo? "Give me back my thermos." ********* the $2.95 Guys are the official supplier of all JokeLa

Knock, knock... Who's there? Cook ... Cook who? Cuckoo? What are you, a clock? Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have any guts. Why'd Melvin cut a hole in his brand new umbrella? So he could see when it stopped raining. Harry's mother says, "Why are you crying, Harry?" He says, "Because my