Epstein Secrets

She says, "Shhh! Your mother's in our bed." What would you call an anorexic booger? Slim Pickins. The bartender says, "What's the matter, pal?" Schmidlap says, "My wife's been wearing crotchless panties." "What's wrong with that?" 6 EFTA_R1_01404634 EFTA02385500 "They weren't crotchless when she

e movies every Saturday night." The slaves let out a moan, "Yayyyy ..." He says, "And now for the bad news. The captain wants to go waterskiing." Sabean, his girlfriend and his boss are having dinner at Sabean's home. Sabean's girlfriend says to his boss, "How many potatoes would you like?" His boss

an, "Yayyyy ..." He says, "And now for the bad news. The captain wants to go waterskiing." Sabean, his girlfriend and his boss are having dinner at Sabean's home. Sabean's girlfriend says to his boss, "How many potatoes would you like?" His boss says, "Just one, please." His girlfriend says "Just one

6 EFTA_R1_01906656 EFTA02659561 1/11/411 What would you call an anorexic booger? Slim Pickins. The bartender says, "What's the matter, pal?" Schmidlap says, "My wife's been wearing crotchless panties." "What's wrong wit= that?" "They weren'= crotchless when she bought them." What do you say to a

a have movies every Saturday night." The slaves let out a moan, "Yayyyy He says, "And now for the b=d news. The captain wants to go waterskiing." Sabean, his girlfriend and his boss are having dinner at Sabean's home. Sabean's girlfriend says to his boss, "How many potatoes would you like?" His boss

a moan, "Yayyyy He says, "And now for the b=d news. The captain wants to go waterskiing." Sabean, his girlfriend and his boss are having dinner at Sabean's home. Sabean's girlfriend says to his boss, "How many potatoes would you like?" His boss says, "Just one, please." His girlfriend says "Just one

ays, "Give me a few days." 3 EFTA_R1_01940115 EFTA02671140 The sheik says, "To think it over?" Shirripa says, "To fatten her up." ***** •• * Schmidlap ties his Doberman Pinscher to a parking meter and goes into a bar. A few minutes later, a guy comes into the bar and says, "Whose dog is tied up to

ey leave the bar and climb into the back seat of his car. After a few minutes, he says, "Are you pregnant?" She says, "Umm urn, yes. Yes, I am." Sabean says, "I thought so. The kid's arm is hanging out." ***** ••• What should you do if a midget's missing? Put his face on a carton of Half & Half.

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