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r he'll drown." A week later the doctor runs into Rosegarten and says, "So how's your duck?" Rosegarten says, "He's dead." The doctor says, "Dead? Jesus, man, I told you not to file his upper bill down too far. So he took a drink of water and drowned?" 10 EFTA_R1_01441538 EFTA02403094 Rosegarten

climb on the bed, and they get to it. After a few minutes of huffing and puffing, the old girl starts shitting like mad all over the bed. He says, "Jesus Christ, Ma, what's going on?" She says, "I-I'm way too old t-to have an o-orgasm, a-and I wanted to do something to show you h-how much I was enjoying mys

k's nostrils are in his upper bill and if you file it down too much, when he takes a drink of water he'll drown." A week later the doctor runs into Rosegarten and says, "So how's your duck?" Rosegarten says, "He's dead." The doctor says, "Dead? Jesus, man, I told you not to file his upper bill down too fa

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climb on the bed, and they get to it. After a few minutes of huffing and puffing, the old girl starts shitting like mad all over the bed. He says, "Jesus Christ, Ma, what's going on?" She says, "W-well, I-I'm way too old to have an orgasm, and I love you s-so much, I-I wanted to do something t-to show you h

rs a day." The doctor says, "That's easy. Before you smoke a cigar, stick it far up your ass." 6 EFTA_R1_01342461 EFTA02357063 Two weeks later, Rosegarten walks back into the doctor's office. The doctor says, "Did it cure you of smoking?" Rosegarten says, "Yeah. Now all you have to do is cure me of st

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He says to the old guy, "What a God-forsaken place. What do you people do around here?" The old guy says, "We don't do nothin' but hunt 'n fuck." Rosegarten says, "What do you hunt?" The old guy says, "Somethin' to fuck." for great dirty jokes 24/7, Use Your finger! dial (516) 922-WINE ! free jokes fo

e forgets their tent, so they decide the men will sleep in one tent and the women will sleep in the other. In the middle of the night, Billy says, "Jesus stripes, Rob, will you look at this beautiful hard-on I've got? My God. It must be all the fresh air. I'm going over to see my wife." Rob says, "Yo

few minutes later, the waitress puts a plate in front of him with an open bun on it, pulls a hamburger out of her armpit, and tosses it on the bun. Rosegarten says, "What the hell was that all about?" She says, "I was just keeping it warm for you." He says, "Cancel my hot dog." Mrs. Bergmann says to her

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