Epstein Secrets

r he'll drown." A week later the doctor runs into Rosegarten and says, "So how's your duck?" Rosegarten says, "He's dead." The doctor says, "Dead? Jesus, man, I told you not to file his upper bill down too far. So he took a drink of water and drowned?" 10 EFTA_R1_01441538 EFTA02403094 Rosegarten

climb on the bed, and they get to it. After a few minutes of huffing and puffing, the old girl starts shitting like mad all over the bed. He says, "Jesus Christ, Ma, what's going on?" She says, "I-I'm way too old t-to have an o-orgasm, a-and I wanted to do something to show you h-how much I was enjoying mys

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What are you doing? I can take it all." He says, "Not for five bucks you can't." "There's a lot of cock here, lady." What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him. A guy asks a co-worker, "Are you getting any on the side?" His co-worker says, "H

climb on the bed and they get to it. After a few minutes of huffing and puffing, the old girl starts shitting like mad all over the bed. He says, "Jesus Christ, Ma, what's going on?" She says, "I'm way too old to come, and I wanted to do something to show you how much I was enjoying myself." 5.5*. 10 EFT

enty-four!" What's a hump? A hump's a noun meaning the thing on a camel's back, unless the thing's another camel, in which case it becomes a verb. Schmidlap starts a new job and the boss tells him, "If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes and an annual s

e forgets their tent, so they decide the men will sleep in one tent and the women will sleep in the other. In the middle of the night, Billy says, "Jesus stripes, Rob, will you look at this beautiful hard-on I've got? My God. It must be all the fresh air. I'm going over to see my wife." Rob says, "Yo

She says, "Shhh! Your mother's in our bed." What would you call an anorexic booger? Slim Pickins. The bartender says, "What's the matter, pal?" Schmidlap says, "My wife's been wearing crotchless panties." "What's wrong with that?" 6 EFTA_R1_01404634 EFTA02385500 "They weren't crotchless when she

he week, Johnny's father opens the door and here comes Johnny .. He says, "Forsooth, Father, 'tis a day to behold .." His father says to himself, "Jesus! It worked! My plan worked! I'm a genius!" Johnny says, "Father .. shall we go for a stroll in yon park?" His father can't believe what he's hear

his zipper. She says, "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test." ******** What'd the laundryman say to the nun? "Got any dirty habits?" ******** Schmidlap has a sore arm, so he goes to the doctor. The doctor examines him and then says, "Mr. Schmidlap, you've got tennis elbow." Schmidlap says, "That's

e forgets their tent, so they decide the men will sleep in one tent and the women will sleep in the other. In the middle of the night, Billy says, "Jesus stripes, Rob, will you look at this beautiful hard-=n I've got? My God. It must be all the fresh air. I'm going over to s=e my wife." Rob says, "Yo

6 EFTA_R1_01906656 EFTA02659561 1/11/411 What would you call an anorexic booger? Slim Pickins. The bartender says, "What's the matter, pal?" Schmidlap says, "My wife's been wearing crotchless panties." "What's wrong wit= that?" "They weren'= crotchless when she bought them." What do you say to a