Epstein Secrets

ist was the inspiration that kept pushing me to the next level; there was no way I could continue reading it and remain the same.” --George Carlin “Paul Krassner--confidant of Lenny Bruce, co-founder of the Yippies, defiler of Disney characters, publisher of The Realist, and investigative satirist extraordinai

blic figures. He would rather savor a piquant irony about a public figure than eat a bowl of fresh strawberries and ice cream.” --Ken Kesey “T told Krassner one time that his writings made me hopeful. He found this an odd compliment to offer a satirist. I explained that he made supposedly serious matters

n the eve of the sixth anniversary of 9/11, Osama bin Laden warned the American people that they should rejec

ce their partners. | start to slide out, but not inconspicuously enough. Ramana Das, who knows me from a previous incarnation, calls out, “There goes Paul Krassner. Are you afraid to participate?” “I’m here as a journalist.” “Ah, he can’ t participate because he’ s a journalist. See how everybody has excuses.”

previous incarnation, calls out, “There goes Paul Krassner. Are you afraid to participate?” “I’m here as a

ctober surprise. | thought we might capture Osama bin Laden. Or that there could be impeachment and convictio

in the military are fighting, being maimed and dying unnecessarily, supposedly to protect the freedom their own country is denying them. Sincerely, Paul Krassner Postscript: | sent a copy of the letter to some folks that day. Among the responses, | received a message from a mother: “I am trying to explain thi

eir own country is denying them. Sincerely, Paul Krassner Postscript: | sent a copy of the letter to some

ou just do what Osama bin Laden did; cross over to Pakistan. Since we bribe Pakistan to be our ally, you’ d think they would never consider harboring bin Laden, though they reek with empathy when our outsourced drones drop those bombs. Also, during the campaign, you said you believe that the legality of sam