Epstein Secrets

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r. Paddywhack says, "To do that, you'll need some collateral. What have you got?" The frog reaches into his bag, takes out a small plaster statue of Elvis and puts it on the desk. Mr. Paddywhack says, "Is that all you have?" The frog says, "Yeah." Mr. Paddywhack says, “Well, that won't do." The frog

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Mr. Paddywhack says, "To do that, you'll need some collateral. What have you got?" The frog reaches into his bag, takes out a small plaster statue of Elvis and puts it on the desk. Mr. Paddywhack says, "Is that all you have?" The frog says, "Yeah." Mr. Paddywhack says, "Well, that won't do." The frog say

ome. ..." ******* What's the difference between a white cow and a black cow? A white cow goes, "Moo," and a black cow goes, "Moo out d' way." ******* Schmidlap's been away on business and decides it'd be nice to bring his wife a gift. He goes into a store and the girl says, "How about some perfume? This bott