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wife when he picks up a case of beer that's on sale and puts it in the shopping cart. His wife says, "Put that back." Walking down the next aisle, Schneider's wife picks up a big jar of face cream. He says, "What's that for?" She says, "It makes me pretty." Schneider says, "So does the beer, and that's

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