Epstein Secrets

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ays just "Use Your Finger!" thirty-seven years of free jokes! and dial (516) 922-WINE ... (516) 922-9463 not a pay service, just a local call ... Schneider goes to visit his friend at work, and he says, "Man, your new secretary of yours is hot. She's gorgeous." His friend says, "Yeah, and she's a robot.

enty-four!" What's a hump? A hump's a noun meaning the thing on a camel's back, unless the thing's another camel, in which case it becomes a verb. Schmidlap starts a new job and the boss tells him, "If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes and an annual s

th going home, is it?" What's the difference between a white cow and a black cow? A white cow goes, "Moo," and a black cow goes, "Moo out d' way." Schneider says to his wife, "Have you been sucking off the dog?" She says, "Why do you ask?" He says, "Because every time you yawn he gets a hard-on." 7 EF

ays, "Give me a few days." 3 EFTA_R1_01940115 EFTA02671140 The sheik says, "To think it over?" Shirripa says, "To fatten her up." ***** •• * Schmidlap ties his Doberman Pinscher to a parking meter and goes into a bar. A few minutes later, a guy comes into the bar and says, "Whose dog is tied up to

e ..." The girl behind the counter says, "What flavor would you like?" The guy says, "I-it don't matter, I-I'm gonna drop it anyway." KKEKKKKAKKK Schneider walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, "But, sir, I can see from up here you're at least a size 11." HO

..." RKKKKKK What's the difference between a white cow and a black cow? A white cow goes, "Moo," and a black cow goes, "Moo out d’ way." RAKKKKKA Schmidlap's been away on business and decides it'd be nice to bring his wife a gift. He goes into a store and the girl says, "How about some perfume? This bot

-please ..." The girl behind the counter says, "What flavor would you like?" The guy says, "I-it don't matter, I-I'm gonna drop it anyway." ********* Schneider walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, "But, sir, I can see from up here you're at least a size 11." HOU

ome. ..." ******* What's the difference between a white cow and a black cow? A white cow goes, "Moo," and a black cow goes, "Moo out d' way." ******* Schmidlap's been away on business and decides it'd be nice to bring his wife a gift. He goes into a store and the girl says, "How about some perfume? This bott