Epstein Secrets

JokeLand E-Mail List! free yuks! please tell everybody you know! free jokes! free jokes! ... by just e-mailing me, [email protected] * **St* Dirty Johnny gets a job at the morgue and gets fired the first day. The funeral director calls Johnny's mother and says, "I fired your son for defecation of a c

e, I-I had sex with your daughter." Her father says, "Of course you did. But at least you didn't leave her hanging from that damn tree." ******* Minervini says to Rosegarten, "My wife ran away with my best friend." Rosegarten says, "That sucks." Minervini says, "Yeah. I'm really gonna miss him." ****

the extra! Go for the extra!" As Minervini bends over and starts to strain again, the gay guy runs behind him, and starts sticking it in and out of Minervini, yelling, "Block that kicks Block that kick!" Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods? ... and didn't recognize him?

" EFTA_R1_00028565 EFTA01739765 Why can't you tell a knock-knock joke to a Donald Trump? He keeps answering the door. lc* ***** Late one night Minervini's car breaks down in front of a farmhouse, so he goes to the door and asks the farmer if he can stay the night. The farmer says, "I got no mom in t

ke Man, Sgt.Pecker, Hot Dogs & Donuts, Come Again?, F. Jackie & snart are available on Amazon, iTunes ( snarl is on sale! ), and at Oglio.com Dirty Johnny's in the back yard digging a hole. The neighbor lady says, "What're you doing?" Johnny says, "My goldfish died, so I'm burying him." The neighbor

Minervini stops to visit his friend who's paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?" Minervini goes upstairs, and there's his friend's two gorgeous daughters. He says, "Hi, girls. Your daddy sent me up here to fuck you." The first daughter sa

download! download six of my wild dirty jokes Oglio CD's only $20! plus! ... you get a hundred insults & "The Pot Song" ! Jackie's 6 CD Special! Minervini stops to visit his friend who's paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?" Minervini

ling> Inside The Prince Theater Philadelphia, Pennsylvania princetheater.org/therrazzroom <http://princetheater.org/events/jackie-martling> Dirty Johnny's parents take him to see Santa Claus, and Johnny climbs up on his knee. Santa says, "What do you want for Christmas?" He taps Johnny on the nose a

store was open." yep, it's The JokeLand E-Mail List! free yuks! please tell everybody you know! free jokes! free jokes! ... by just e-mailing me, Minervini says to Hawthorne, "How's your wife?" Hawthorne says, "Better than nothing." A lady says to her husband, "I had a dream last night. It was Christma

free jokes for The Universe since 1979... simply dial (516) 922-9463 ... ... not a pay service, just a regular call ... 36 years of free jokes! Minervini buys his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for a Christmas present. The next year, he doesn't get her a gift. She says, "Why didn't I get a Christmas gi

see nothing they want= then go to the refrigerator. Dirty Johnny's=father says, "Let me see your report card." 6 EFTA_R1_02116681 EFTA02709441 Johnny says, "I=don't got it." His father sa=s, "Why not?" Johnny says, "Sam=y borrowed it to scare his parents." I just appeared for a second time on th

rs shave their legs? So=20 nobody'll mistake them for lesbians. Minervini's dr=ving along doing fifty-five when his wife says, "I want a divorce." Minervini takes th= car up to seventy. She says, "Il=e been fucking your best friend, and he's got a much bigger cock than you." Minervini takes the ca= up t

then open it up and see who's glad to see you ... ***** •••• Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So=20 nobody'll mistake them for lesbians. Minervini's dr=ving along doing fifty-five when his wife says, "I want a divorce." Minervini takes th= car up to seventy. She says, "Il=e been fucking your b

gt.Pecker, Hot Dogs & Donuts, Come Again?, F. jackie & snart are available on Amazon, iTunes snart is on sale! ), and at Oglio.com 114111111 Dirty Johnny's in the back yard digging a hole. The neighbor lady says, "What're you doing?" Johnny says, "My goldfish died, so I'm burying him." The neighbor

Minervini stops to visit his friend who's paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet a=e cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?" Minervini goes upstairs, and there's his friend's two gorgeous daughters. He says, "Hi, girls. Your daddy sent me up here to fuck you." The first daughter sa

download! download six of my wild dirty jokes Oglio CD's only $20! plus! ... you get a hundred insults & "The Pot Song" ! Jackie's 6 CD Special! Minervini stops to visit his friend who's paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet a=e cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?" Minervini

l 15th ... with Rich Grillo ... this is where I cut & paste I love you & appreciate you, and always have ... Jackie The third-grade teacher says, "Johnny, what do you want to do when you grow up?" Johnny says, "I wanna be really rich and have all kinds of stuff and have a plane and get a whore and tra

a drink of water and drowned?" 10 EFTA_R1_01441538 EFTA02403094 Rosegarten says, "No, I think he was dead before I took him out of the vise." Minervini's in Europe and he gets a phone call. A voice says, "Listen, your mother-in-law passed away. Should we cremate her or bury her?" He says, "Don't ta

. all I ask is please e-mail me & say hello .. our DNA might match .. Dirty Johnny and his father are walking along in the park. All of a sudden, Johnny says, "Hey, Pop, look at those two bowlegged bastards." His father says, "Watch your mouth! I'm your father!" They walk a little further and Johnn

ction" ***** A fly sees a cute female fly land on a pile of shit. He buzzes down and says, "Excuse me, miss, but is this stool taken?" ******** Minervini runs into his ex-wife at a party and he says, "You wanna try to put our marriage back together?" She says, "Over my dead body." He says, "Neverthe