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few minutes later, the waitress puts a plate in front of him with an open bun on it, pulls a hamburger out of her armpit, and tosses it on the bun. Rosegarten says, "What the hell was that all about?" She says, "I was just keeping it warm for you." He says, "Cancel my hot dog." Mrs. Bergmann says to her

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k's nostrils are in his upper bill and if you file it down too much, when he takes a drink of water he'll drown." A week later the doctor runs into Rosegarten and says, "So how's your duck?" Rosegarten says, "He's dead." The doctor says, "Dead? Jesus, man, I told you not to file his upper bill down too fa

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He says to the old guy, "What a God-forsaken place. What do you people do around here?" The old guy says, "We don't do nothin' but hunt 'n fuck." Rosegarten says, "What do you hunt?" The old guy says, "Somethin' to fuck." for great dirty jokes 24/7, Use Your finger! dial (516) 922-WINE ! free jokes fo

. all I ask is please e-mail me & say hello .. our DNA might match .. Dirty Johnny and his father are walking along in the park. All of a sudden, Johnny says, "Hey, Pop, look at those two bowlegged bastards." His father says, "Watch your mouth! I'm your father!" They walk a little further and Johnn

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gt.Pecker, Hot Dogs & Donuts, Come Again?, F. jackie & snart are available on Amazon, iTunes snart is on sale! ), and at Oglio.com 114111111 Dirty Johnny's in the back yard digging a hole. The neighbor lady says, "What're you doing?" Johnny says, "My goldfish died, so I'm burying him." The neighbor

ew minutes later, the waitress puts a plate in front of him with an open bun on it, pulls a hamburger out of her armpit, and tosses it on the bun. Rosegarten says, "What the hell was that all about?" She says, "I was just keeping it warm for you." He says, "Cancel my hot dog." ****• *if Mrs. Bergmann