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. all I ask is please e-mail me & say hello .. our DNA might match .. Dirty Johnny and his father are walking along in the park. All of a sudden, Johnny says, "Hey, Pop, look at those two bowlegged bastards." His father says, "Watch your mouth! I'm your father!" They walk a little further and Johnn

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