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ssachusetts ******* 8pm Wednesday, August 25th Joe Conklin's 360 Lounge Parx Casino 2999 Street Rd

s, I'll take a shit." ******** Rosegarten's siting in the living room when his wife walks in wearing a man-tailored shirt and panties. She says, "Rosegarten, have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?" He says, "No." She gives him a sexy little smile, unbuttons the top three buttons of her shirt

ps, and everybody stays until closing time. After everybody's gone, Durkin says to the clam, "You ain't bad. What's your name?" The clam says, "I'm Joe. Want me to come back tomorrow night?" Durkin says, "Yeah. I want you here every night." Durkin puts a sign in the window, "Tonight, on the piano,

few minutes later, the waitress puts a plate in front of him with an open bun on it, pulls a hamburger out of her armpit, and tosses it on the bun. Rosegarten says, "What the hell was that all about?" She says, "I was just keeping it warm for you." He says, "Cancel my hot dog." Mrs. Bergmann says to her

and sees another guy in a tuxedo. He says, "What are you all dressed up for? There's nothing to do in this town." The other guy says, "We all go to Joe at the end of the hall. If you're nice to his dog, you can fuck Joe in the nose." Friedman says, "You sick bastard." A few weeks later, Friedman's

k's nostrils are in his upper bill and if you file it down too much, when he takes a drink of water he'll drown." A week later the doctor runs into Rosegarten and says, "So how's your duck?" Rosegarten says, "He's dead." The doctor says, "Dead? Jesus, man, I told you not to file his upper bill down too fa

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h your daughter." Her father says, "Of course you did. But at least you didn't leave her hanging from that damn tree." ******* Minervini says to Rosegarten, "My wife ran away with my best friend." Rosegarten says, "That sucks." Minervini says, "Yeah. I'm really gonna miss him." ******* A blonde's wal

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marriage back together?" She says, "Over my dead body." He says, "Nevertheless." ******** What would you call a lesbian's fingers? Fish sticks. Rosegarten's walking along and sees a sign, "Hans EFTA_R1_01110288 EFTA02285464 Schmidt's Chinese Laundry." He thinks it's a little strange, so he goes in,

e The Clam," and for the next f=w months the place is packed to the hilt six nights a week. Durkin's swimming in cash, there's women everywhere, and Joe's become a loca= celebrity. One Monday, it's the afternoon of their day off, and Joe drags himself into the bar with his shell all busted up, hang

ew minutes later, the waitress puts a plate in front of him with an open bun on it, pulls a hamburger out of her armpit, and tosses it on the bun. Rosegarten says, "What the hell was that all about?" She says, "I was just keeping it warm for you." He says, "Cancel my hot dog." ****• *if Mrs. Bergmann

ps, and everybody stays until closing time. After everybody's gone, Durkin says to the clam, "You ain't bad. What's your name?" The clam says, "I'm Joe. Want me to come back tomorrow night?" Durkin says, "Yeah. I want you here every night." Durkin puts a sign in the window, "Tonight, on the piano,

coffee shop and says, "How much for coffee and a donut?" The waitress says, "Donuts are seventy-five cents, coffee is a buck and refills are free." Rosegarten says, "I'll take a donut and a refill." ******* Sadie is forty-five, five-foot-one, one hundred sixty pounds, three times divorced, and single. S