Epstein Secrets

ps, and everybody stays until closing time. After everybody's gone, Durkin says to the clam, "You ain't bad. What's your name?" The clam says, "I'm Joe. Want me to come back tomorrow night?" Durkin says, "Yeah. I want you here every night." Durkin puts a sign in the window, "Tonight, on the piano,

She says, "Shhh! Your mother's in our bed." What would you call an anorexic booger? Slim Pickins. The bartender says, "What's the matter, pal?" Schmidlap says, "My wife's been wearing crotchless panties." "What's wrong with that?" 6 EFTA_R1_01404634 EFTA02385500 "They weren't crotchless when she

and sees another guy in a tuxedo. He says, "What are you all dressed up for? There's nothing to do in this town." The other guy says, "We all go to Joe at the end of the hall. If you're nice to his dog, you can fuck Joe in the nose." Friedman says, "You sick bastard." A few weeks later, Friedman's

jokes Oglio CD's only $20! plus! ... you get a hundred insults & "The Pot Song" ! Jackie's 6 CD Special! <http://store.oglio.com/product/jm6cdhs/> Schmidlap's golfing and gets a hole-in-one on the first hole. Then he gets another hole-in-one on the second hole. Then his cell phone rings, he answers, and

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his zipper. She says, "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test." ******** What'd the laundryman say to the nun? "Got any dirty habits?" ******** Schmidlap has a sore arm, so he goes to the doctor. The doctor examines him and then says, "Mr. Schmidlap, you've got tennis elbow." Schmidlap says, "That's

e The Clam," and for the next f=w months the place is packed to the hilt six nights a week. Durkin's swimming in cash, there's women everywhere, and Joe's become a loca= celebrity. One Monday, it's the afternoon of their day off, and Joe drags himself into the bar with his shell all busted up, hang

6 EFTA_R1_01906656 EFTA02659561 1/11/411 What would you call an anorexic booger? Slim Pickins. The bartender says, "What's the matter, pal?" Schmidlap says, "My wife's been wearing crotchless panties." "What's wrong wit= that?" "They weren'= crotchless when she bought them." What do you say to a