action. . . . Because these are all criminal statutes, the district court did not err in dismissing those claims." (citation omitted)); Muhammad v. Bethel-Muhammad, Civil Action No. 11-0690-WS-B, 2012 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 70330, 2012 WL 1854315, at *7 (S.D. Ala. May 21, 2012) ("'We have been quite reluctant to inf