Columbus on Saturday then threw it into the city's Inner Harbor, The Baltimore Sun Reports." Video shows the statue being toppled "near Baltimore's Little Italy neighborhood as Fourth of July fireworks explode in the distance." The Sun "reports the statue was owned by the city and dedicated in 1984." Hogan

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