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ting a litany of porn videos. The most notorious was Greg Bautzer, an attorney for Howard Hughes, with Jane Wyman, the former wife of then-Governor Ronald Reagan. There was Sharon Tate with Dean Martin. There was Sharon with Steve McQueen. There was Sharon with two black bisexual men. Lipset recalled, "The c

e Wyman, the former wife of then-Governor Ronald Reagan. There was Sharon Tate with Dean Martin. There wa

hich will be in mid-March. Please consider the editor of Rolling Stone. Carry on, paul EFTA00810894 Zapped byte Cod of-Absurdity The Best of Paul krassaer Introduction b Andy Borowitz EFTA00810895 The Parts Left Out of Manson's Obituaries By Paul Krassner When Charles Manson was a prison inmate,

he Parts Left Out of Manson's Obituaries By Paul Krassner When Charles Manson was a prison inmate, he got

sed that there is little to nothing left for those at the bottom. Today's EFTA00695064 Republicans are still selling trickle-down economics of the Reagan era. Not because they worked, but because it is a message that still sells to the unenlightened, especially when there are others to blame; welfare

ap oil and the beginning of the middle-class decline. The Iranian Revolution in 1979, with more resultant oil instability, combined with the rise of Ronald Reagan's conservative revolution at home, accelerated the long and painful contraction of the middle class. Cuts in corporate taxes, stagnant worker wage gr

e request of Hugh Hefner and with the aid of Paul Krassner, Bruce wrote an autobiography. Serialized in Pla

motionally disturbed. Zappa asked Bruce to sign his draft card, but the suspicious Bruce refused. At the request of Hugh Hefner and with the aid of Paul Krassner, Bruce wrote an autobiography. Serialized in Playboy in 1964 and 1965, this material was later published as the book How to Talk Dirty and Influenc

t know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.” And before him, there was Ronald Reagan: “For the first time ever, everything is in place for the Battle of Armageddon and the Second Coming of Christ.” Not to mention Reagan’ s Secretary o

ere was Ronald Reagan: “For the first time ever, everything is in place for the Battle of Armageddon and the Second Coming of Christ.” Not to mention Reagan’ s Secretary of the Interior, James Watt, responsible for national policy on the environment: “We don't have to protect the environment--the Second C

ist was the inspiration that kept pushing me to the next level; there was no way I could continue reading it and remain the same.” --George Carlin “Paul Krassner--confidant of Lenny Bruce, co-founder of the Yippies, defiler of Disney characters, publisher of The Realist, and investigative satirist extraordinai

blic figures. He would rather savor a piquant irony about a public figure than eat a bowl of fresh strawberries and ice cream.” --Ken Kesey “T told Krassner one time that his writings made me hopeful. He found this an odd compliment to offer a satirist. I explained that he made supposedly serious matters

ile Buddy is pleasuring him, Clinton will fantasize that it’ sa female dog. HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015150 Sarah Palin’ s Reality Sitcom Referring to the Ronald Reagan presidency, Neal Gabler has written about “the triumph of entertainment over political ideology of any sort.” And Kurt Andersen labeled Bill Clinton

label on the side which read, “Property of Ronald Reagan.” That Mason jar was filled with Teflon, and | h

ce their partners. | start to slide out, but not inconspicuously enough. Ramana Das, who knows me from a previous incarnation, calls out, “There goes Paul Krassner. Are you afraid to participate?” “I’m here as a journalist.” “Ah, he can’ t participate because he’ s a journalist. See how everybody has excuses.”

previous incarnation, calls out, “There goes Paul Krassner. Are you afraid to participate?” “I’m here as a

as indicated by his expectation of life in prison or execution for his unspeakable crime. True, John Hinckley was crazy when he tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan—his motivation was to impress actress Jodie Foster so she would go out bowling with him--yet he was sentenced to serve //s time in a mental hospital,

tings with his parents, which resulted in public outrage and a weakening of the insanity defense. Ironically, Hinckley came out for gun control, and Reagan came out against it. HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015334 The Yippies and the Occupiers As a co-founder of the Yippies (Youth International Party)—known for de

OVERSIGHT_015376 rhetoric, | wrote to the Justice Department to find out the status of their case against Groucho, and received this reply: Dear Mr. Krassner: Responding to your inquiry, the Supreme Court has held that Title 18 U.S.C., Section 871, prohibits only “true” threats. It is one thing to say that

fantastic guy I've got comin’ out, and | don't know what I'm gonna do yet but | just wanna talk with him.’ And | said, ‘Well, who is it?’ He said, ‘Paul Krassner.’ And | just fell out, and said, ‘Are you serious? He's one of the hippest minds in the whole world.’ Then he came back and said, HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_0

“Reagan gestured toward Bush and said, ‘This is my vice president. People don’ t usually know what the role of the vice president is because he’ s always beh

in the military are fighting, being maimed and dying unnecessarily, supposedly to protect the freedom their own country is denying them. Sincerely, Paul Krassner Postscript: | sent a copy of the letter to some folks that day. Among the responses, | received a message from a mother: “I am trying to explain thi

eir own country is denying them. Sincerely, Paul Krassner Postscript: | sent a copy of the letter to some

Operation Chaos Lives By Paul Krassner If a psychologist testing you in a free association method said "Vietnam War deserters" you most likely would reply "Canada." However, Matthew Sweet,

ies" during the 1972 both conventions in Miami. I asked the audience a rhetorical question, "How would you like to be a Secret Service agent guarding Ronald Reagan, knowing that his vice president, George Bush, is the former head of the CIA?" Once again, satire would be outdistanced by reality. On March 30, the

make a favorable impression on actress Jodie Foster so that he could take her bowling on a date. Ironicallly, Hinckley came out for gun control, and Reagan came out against it. HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_031757 --- PAGE BREAK --- I was scheduled to perform stand-up at Budd Friedman's Improvisation comedy club in

gators pursuing the assassination attempt against President Reagan. Playboy magazine, as an international dossier re

A POLITE INTERVIEW = Skin So Thin, It’s Inside Out” Ethan Persoff talks with Paul Krassner about running The Realist, hacking The New York Times Bestseller list, and that “true, extraordinary liar,” Donald Trump. of American comedy: Lenny

hese days — it’s the fate of truly seminal sources to seem inevitable, when in fact they reshaped the world in their own image. Fortunately, in 2006 Krassner teamed with archivist/comic artist Ethan Persoff on The Realist Archive Project (http:// www.ep.tc/realist/), a free online repository of every issue

icted — that America would have a dictator who won the presidency because he came out of show business. And it happened. You know, [Trump’s] not like Ronald Reagan, who came out of Hollywood, of course. But in Reagan’s case, he couldn’t make the distinction between reality and his movie roles. But he did say he

dency because he came out of show business. And it happened. You know, [Trump’s] not like Ronald Reagan, who came out of Hollywood, of course. But in Reagan’s case, he couldn’t make the distinction between reality and his movie roles. But he did say he was willing to take a senility test! Of course, the