Epstein Secrets

creaming match broke out between Google co-founder Sergei Brin and Google CEO Eric Schmidt, over the infamous cover of the New Yorker, which depicted Barack and Michelle Obama as the new President and First Lady, a terrorist couple doing that fist-bump gesture in the Oval Office. Sergei thought it was a b

age summed it all up: Love /s Revenue. HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015316 POLITICS HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015317 The Last Election The Republicans’ party line that Barack Obama was “palling around with terrorists” didn’ t work, although some people believed it because then they wouldn’ t need a racist reason not to vote for

was “palling around with terrorists” didn’ t work, although some people believed it because then they wouldn’ t need a racist reason not to vote for Obama. Next, the campaign acted as though his advocacy of age-appropriate sex education for kindergarteners meant putting condoms on cucumbers. That didn’

A Letter to Barack Obama October 10, 2010 Dear President Obama, It seems that the theme emanating from the Whit

ers should run the strip because “polling data gives McCain a 3.7% chance of victory.” Indeed, a week after Obama’ s win, McCain himself admitted to Jay Leno, “I can read the polls--they tried to keep ' em from me.” There were dozens of polls, from ABC to Zogby, and, psychographic sophistication aside, the

le dysfunction and political campaigns alike, both having scary side effects. And now the injection of Sarah Palin and her family into the McCain vs. Obama campaign makes one wonder whether the winner of this race will ultimately depend on which candidate presents the better sitcom. It already /s a reali

so his having a penis would simply not make one iota of difference. And, you’ re a cunt if for no other reason than, in your acceptance speech, using Barack Obama as a prototype, you demeaned countless dedicated and courageous community organizers across the HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015153 nation by pretending that,

her reason than, in your acceptance speech, using Barack Obama as a prototype, you demeaned countless ded

“Bubba butter.” Apparently, my role is to serve as a vehicle for the destruction of taboos. | have also become an automatic comedy reference. So, to Jay Leno, David Letterman and Conan O’ Brien, |’ m very useful in punchlines. To Saturday Night Live \' m just a character in their sketches, and never witho

eno 7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favourite candy bar - Jay Leno 8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Obama's copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures Jay Leno 9. President Obama's response was to support some small business owners in America .

ay Leno 8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Obama's copy is even thicker. They had to include pict

g standing,. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno 2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Man Street Jay Leno 3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker . The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW 4. What's the difference between

elf, “To avoid a reporter who was asking about sexual assault allegations.” At the National Association of Television Program Executives conference, Jay Leno commented on the allegations against Bill Cosby: “I don't know why it's so hard to believe women. You to go Saudi Arabia and you need two women to te

easure.” He has also vowed to “ban all pornography,” even though watching porn would prevent the need for contraception. And so it came to pass that Barack Obama was re-elected. His opponent, Romney, fell to his knees and pleaded, “Oh, dear Lord, you HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_019103 --- PAGE BREAK --- promised that

ontraception. And so it came to pass that Barack Obama was re-elected. His opponent, Romney, fell to hi