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nd she's cursing and screaming at her husband. He says, "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.'" Schneider's rich and one day he decides he wants to cross the Sahara Desert by caravan. He goes to Cairo, buys a small herd of camels, hires Arabs to ride the

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