Epstein Secrets

Hmmmmm ... In any case, we’ re pleased to present the pilot episode of: BRIDGES TO NOWHERE [Instrumental rockabilly music accompanies a montage of Sarah Palin in various contexts, as the opening credits are superimposed on these images: In a helicopter, using a machine-gun to shoot a wolf running awa

introduced her to John Edwards.” [Click!] CRAIG FERGUSON: | don’ t think that a young lady getting pregnan

e of us want to be out in the open. The business world is very conservative.” She is wearing an American flag bikini, although she has never heard of Abbie Hoffman. She was born the same year that he got arrested for wearing an HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015212 American flag shirt. Nor did she have any way of knowing tha

eft, she said. She said told her that Fpctein ep er $200 that day. Other. girls .told similar stories. In most accounts; the EPAsn time's,Peis° Sarah now tat 27, escorted the s :o Ep- steillilit ioom whose most re- cen cnown address is in North Carolina, has not been charged in the case. Pa

friends on the Manhattan and London party circuit are cutting her because she's had so much adverse press over her relationship with Prince Andrew, Fergie's ex, with whom she recently attended a downtown S&M-themed party. Her relationship with "Randy Andy" is said to be platonic, but the socially promi

ever had sex with any under-age person or any- thing like that," said Mr. Lefcourt, whose clients have included Russell Crowe, Martha Stewart and Abbie Hoffman. Neither the police nor the state at- torney's office would discuss the case in detail. But the police released a thick report on the 13-month in-

ng and it is this cabal of partying hedonists that has prevented the piece from running! And also we heard that Prince Andrew (the one who divorced Fergie!) and the royal family interceded, promising to shut down Graydon Carter's restaurant The Waverly Inn if this piece runs and that is all why it has

ound [on Epstein] both immediately and forever after." Urn, yeah. Isn't that kind of the point? Celebrity lawyer Gerald Lefcourt — who's represented Abbie Hoffma Gotti, and Russell Crowe in his phone-chucking incident — was the author of said letter, so we can sort of guess how "Page Six" ended up with it, bu