Epstein Secrets

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d singer doing a crappy rendition of some shitty Barry Manilow type tune or some histrionic scale- climb

henever a customer asked me where Beethoven or Mozart was, I'd always answer, "I'd imagine in their graves." And if they weren't sure where to find Elvis, I'd simply say, "you could probably find him in Vegas stuffing his fat face. Sometimes the customers found it funny, and sometimes they didn't. I

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etition including closest rivals Marvin Gaye and Barry White. In 1980, the Isley Brothers released "Don'

"women's only concerts". With five platinum albums and two gold albums, Pendergrass was on his way to be what the media was calling him, "the black Elvis", not only in terms of his crossover popularity but also due to him buying a mansion akin to Elvis' Graceland, located just outside of his hometown

collected a five-note from velvety-voiced singer Barry White .. .” Or they can sound like a warhorse ra

er occurred (it was contrived by the media). Still others believe that Elvis Presley’ s death was fabricated (he’ s alive in Las Vegas, working as an Elvis impersonator). And surely there must be others who are convinced that militant vegetarian activists are responsible for Mad Cow disease. Sometimes s

because they cannot actually masturbate. — DAVE BARRY, Pulitzer Prize-winning American humorist SPRING

me the third “Aussie” in history to win winter gold. In the land of wallabies and big surf, Dale has since gone postal. Literally. Right next to the Elvis Presley commemorative edition, you can buy stamps with his face on them. Fame has its perks, as does looking outside the choices presented to you. T