Epstein Secrets

a Cuban cigar, that would have been illegal. But this was not the sort of intimacy that | would have felt comfortable performing with the First Lady. Hillary and | are really close, but as I’ m sure you understand, no cigar. For her, the most revealing thing in 7he Starr Report is Monica’ s fantasy about

s with a babe on the ticket!” Inquiring minds want to know. Likewise, wouldn’ t you agree that McCain was a sexist when he was asked a question about Hillary Clinton during the primaries-- “How do we beat the bitch?” --and he replied, “Excellent question.” And wasn’ t it sexist of him to vote against equal pay fo

“Bubba butter.” Apparently, my role is to serve as a vehicle for the destruction of taboos. | have also become an automatic comedy reference. So, to Jay Leno, David Letterman and Conan O’ Brien, |’ m very useful in punchlines. To Saturday Night Live \' m just a character in their sketches, and never witho

in Cathy O’ Brien’ s supposed expose’ of the pedophile shenanigans of our Government officials? | mean, how could you not get excited over picturing Hillary Clinton going down on the author’ s deformed vagina like a starved wolf while Bill walks in on them and casually ignores them? “| cannot help but get the im

ould be shot by Hustler Video, and no, Tina Fey did not apply for the job. The climactic scene was a threesome with Sarah Palin, Condoleezza Rice and Hillary Clinton. Hillary was played by veteran porn star and sex educator Nina Hartley, who told me that “The big hullabaloo over the movie is being genera

ers should run the strip because “polling data gives McCain a 3.7% chance of victory.” Indeed, a week after Obama’ s win, McCain himself admitted to Jay Leno, “I can read the polls--they tried to keep ' em from me.” There were dozens of polls, from ABC to Zogby, and, psychographic sophistication aside, the

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ist Anthony Wilson (Chris Botti, Michael Buble), drummer Jeff Hamilton (Rosemary Clooney, Natalie Cole) and bassist Bob Hurst (The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Saturday Night Live) for a warming set of seasonal standards. Also included are previously released versions of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Chri

he accused is a dedicated Democrat, as is Krischer himself. The accused, Jefferey Epstein, has donated more than a $100,000 to Democrats, including Hillary! Clinton. Reiter wants to charge Jeffrey Epstein for four counts of unlawful sexual conduct with a minor with girls as young as fourteen. Krischer

ng of Leary, the Emerson grad returned to his alma mater with his band, the Popes, last night to celebrate the school's 30-year comedy tradition. ( Jay Leno , Henry Winkler , Steven Wright , Joely Fisher , Andrea Martin , and David Cross all spent time at Emerson.) (2) Kevin and Joyce Lucey of Belcherto