Epstein Secrets

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enty-four!" What's a hump? A hump's a noun meaning the thing on a camel's back, unless the thing's another camel, in which case it becomes a verb. Schmidlap starts a new job and the boss tells him, "If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes and an annual s

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6 EFTA_R1_01906656 EFTA02659561 1/11/411 What would you call an anorexic booger? Slim Pickins. The bartender says, "What's the matter, pal?" Schmidlap says, "My wife's been wearing crotchless panties." "What's wrong wit= that?" "They weren'= crotchless when she bought them." What do you say to a

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ays, "Give me a few days." 3 EFTA_R1_01940115 EFTA02671140 The sheik says, "To think it over?" Shirripa says, "To fatten her up." ***** •• * Schmidlap ties his Doberman Pinscher to a parking meter and goes into a bar. A few minutes later, a guy comes into the bar and says, "Whose dog is tied up to