Epstein Secrets

, where the clerk is explaining to a customer: “Say you have thirty-one burglars break into your house.” On the Monday following the tragic weekend, Jon Stewart was unable to find anything funny about it. Nor was Stephen Colbert, although he did present a montage of news clips with various explanations of Lou

s. “Good-bye, Mama, I'm off to Yokohama, the Land of Yama-Yama...” Back at the Café Au Go Go arrest in New York, Lenny had told a fantasy tale about Eleanor Roosevelt, quoting her, “I've got the nicest tits that have ever been in this White House...” The top of the police complaint was “Eleanor Roosevelt and her di

isapplied to him. Despite opposition by the New York Society for the Suppression of Vice, the amendment was finally signed into law by then-Governor Roosevelt, but to no avail. HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015367 “Ignoring the mandate of Franklin D. Roosevelt,” Lenny observed, “‘is a great deal more offensive than say

hat won't be the case everywhere in the world." 11. Jon Stewart At a time when American news organizations have cut back their foreign presence, Jon Stewart's Daily Show has only increased its attention to world affairs, with analysis of the financial crisis in Greece ("a country whose whole language is w

ing it," Obama declared in his Iowa speech, echoing the advice of his pollsters and strategists. "This party—the party of Jefferson and Jackson; of Roosevelt and Kennedy—has always made the biggest difference in the lives of the American people EFTA00712759 when we led, not by polls, but by principle;

ch of the censors and bureaucratic joke collectors. The weekly satirical television show presented by Bassem Youssef — who has been called Egypt's Jon Stewart — is evidence of this change. For a year, Mr. Youssef ridiculed President Mohamed Morsi. After the ouster of Mr. Morsi, Mr. Youssef turned his atte

iders in Cuba and as the bellicose advocate of American expansionism in the Pacific. "I should welcome any war, for I think the country needs one," Roosevelt wrote a friend in 1897. But Roosevelt's most important contribution to American foreign policy came later—when he became president in 1901 and when

e check=on their excesses, It will consume us. And that fragile, thin line between democracy and a darker social order will be extinguished. Watch Jon Stewart's Shutdown Tirade "Did you see the Giants game =n Sunday?" he said. "They lost 31=7. Do you know what the Giants didn't say after that game? 'If you

that would put most of us to shame -- he could remember the name of someone he met just on=e, months ago, seemingly without difficulty. His secret? Roosevelt was a=le to remember the names of everyone on his staff (and everyone he met) by visualizing their names writ=en across their foreheads after being

tivists by having celebrities come out of the pot-smoking closet. Already, veteran stand-up comic George Carlin—in an interview by 7he Daily Show’ s Jon Stewart following Carlin’ s HBO special—admitted that HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015299 he smokes a joint to help him “fine-tune” his material. “One hit is all | need

presidential conspiracies of silence: Franklin D. Roosevelt knew that Japan was going to attack Pearl Harbor;