Epstein Secrets

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or it to be a little longer between Christmases! Jesus Christ, we just did this! it's been a fine year.

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nurse on duty." Maw says, "A light in=the hall? Jesus Christ, I'm the sick one around here. If the nurs

ton." She says, "Wh=t's it do, ring a bell?" He says= "No, it turns on a light in the hall for the nurse on duty." Maw says, "A light in=the hall? Jesus Christ, I'm the sick one around here. If the nurse need= a light on in the hall, she can get up and switch it on her damn self." *•* ***** * 4 EFTA_R1_

rs shave their legs? So=20 nobody'll mistake them for lesbians. Minervini's dr=ving along doing fifty-five when his wife says, "I want a divorce." Minervini takes th= car up to seventy. She says, "Il=e been fucking your best friend, and he's got a much bigger cock than you." Minervini takes the ca= up t

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e forgets their tent, so they decide the men will sleep in one tent and the women will sleep in the other. In the middle of the night, Billy says, "Jesus stripes, Rob, will you look at this beautiful hard-on I've got? My God. It must be all the fresh air. I'm going over to see my wife." Rob says, "Yo

Minervini stops to visit his friend who's paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?" Minervini goes upstairs, and there's his friend's two gorgeous daughters. He says, "Hi, girls. Your daddy sent me up here to fuck you." The first daughter sa

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r he'll drown." A week later the doctor runs into Rosegarten and says, "So how's your duck?" Rosegarten says, "He's dead." The doctor says, "Dead? Jesus, man, I told you not to file his upper bill down too far. So he took a drink of water and drowned?" 10 EFTA_R1_01441538 EFTA02403094 Rosegarten

climb on the bed, and they get to it. After a few minutes of huffing and puffing, the old girl starts shitting like mad all over the bed. He says, "Jesus Christ, Ma, what's going on?" She says, "I-I'm way too old t-to have an o-orgasm, a-and I wanted to do something to show you h-how much I was enjoying mys

a drink of water and drowned?" 10 EFTA_R1_01441538 EFTA02403094 Rosegarten says, "No, I think he was dead before I took him out of the vise." Minervini's in Europe and he gets a phone call. A voice says, "Listen, your mother-in-law passed away. Should we cremate her or bury her?" He says, "Don't ta

e forgets their tent, so they decide the men will sleep in one tent and the women will sleep in the other. In the middle of the night, Billy says, "Jesus stripes, Rob, will you look at this beautiful hard-=n I've got? My God. It must be all the fresh air. I'm going over to s=e my wife." Rob says, "Yo

Minervini stops to visit his friend who's paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet a=e cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?" Minervini goes upstairs, and there's his friend's two gorgeous daughters. He says, "Hi, girls. Your daddy sent me up here to fuck you." The first daughter sa

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he week, Johnny's father opens the door and here comes Johnny .. He says, "Forsooth, Father, 'tis a day to behold .." His father says to himself, "Jesus! It worked! My plan worked! I'm a genius!" Johnny says, "Father .. shall we go for a stroll in yon park?" His father can't believe what he's hear

ction" ***** A fly sees a cute female fly land on a pile of shit. He buzzes down and says, "Excuse me, miss, but is this stool taken?" ******** Minervini runs into his ex-wife at a party and he says, "You wanna try to put our marriage back together?" She says, "Over my dead body." He says, "Neverthe