Epstein Secrets

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out of her mouth. Written in script was the song lyric: "Makes me wanna holler, throw up both my hands . . ." In 1975, she tried to shoot President Gerald Ford. She was wearing a Red Riding Hood outfit, and I sent her a note in prison, teasing her about fading into the crowd. I never heard from Squeaky ag

ist was the inspiration that kept pushing me to the next level; there was no way I could continue reading it and remain the same.” --George Carlin “Paul Krassner--confidant of Lenny Bruce, co-founder of the Yippies, defiler of Disney characters, publisher of The Realist, and investigative satirist extraordinai

blic figures. He would rather savor a piquant irony about a public figure than eat a bowl of fresh strawberries and ice cream.” --Ken Kesey “T told Krassner one time that his writings made me hopeful. He found this an odd compliment to offer a satirist. I explained that he made supposedly serious matters

8. What with that whole 25" Amendment arrangement, | figured their chronological plan was to: 1. Get Spiro Agnew out of office. 2. Replace him with Gerald Ford. 3. Get me out of office. 4. Replace me with Ford. 5. Replace Ford (as vice president) with Rockefeller. HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015116 6. Knock off For

ce their partners. | start to slide out, but not inconspicuously enough. Ramana Das, who knows me from a previous incarnation, calls out, “There goes Paul Krassner. Are you afraid to participate?” “I’m here as a journalist.” “Ah, he can’ t participate because he’ s a journalist. See how everybody has excuses.”

previous incarnation, calls out, “There goes Paul Krassner. Are you afraid to participate?” “I’m here as a

th a certain tremor in her voice. “Mind control,” she warns, “is the most important issue facing humanity today.” She reveals her relationship with Gerald Ford, who was “very much interested in mind control, so the local Michigan Mafia child pornography HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015228 ring was actually sanctioned,

in the military are fighting, being maimed and dying unnecessarily, supposedly to protect the freedom their own country is denying them. Sincerely, Paul Krassner Postscript: | sent a copy of the letter to some folks that day. Among the responses, | received a message from a mother: “I am trying to explain thi

eir own country is denying them. Sincerely, Paul Krassner Postscript: | sent a copy of the letter to some

ushered away from my classmates,” she said, “and taken to an office where Michigan State Senator Guy VanderJagt was waiting with soon-to-be-president Gerald Ford. They laughed as he placed a small American flag in my rectum and instructed me to wave it.” Like all politicians, though, Ford merely wrapped himse