Epstein Secrets

paulkrassner.com HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015036 Introduction by Andy Borowitz Tocome... HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015037 Table of Contents THE EARLY YEARS-- From Carnegie Hall to MAD Magazine A Child’ s Primer on Telethons— Sex Education For the Modern Catholic Child— A Children’ s Primer on Fighting Communism-- A Child’ s

czar, drug czar, morality czar and gambling czar “MTV actually told us, “You can make fun of God because he doesn’t exist, but you can’t make fun of Jesus because he’s God’s son.’” --Vernon Chatman & John Lee, quoted in Satiristas! Other Books by Paul Krassner How a Satirical Editor Became a Yippie C

found serenity in my own way.” | truly have been able to gain real humility now that Chuck Colson and Susan Atkins are saying the same things about Jesus Christ that they were once saying about myself and Charles Manson, respectively. kok # History is an unending conveyor belt that either perpetuates or cor

Peter Ustinov, William Warfield, Martin Garbus, and Maurice Sendak. I was honored to be included among them. My mother loved showing her friends the Carnegie Hall program, with my name listed as a “performer.” She would tell them a variation of the old joke: A man asks a musician carrying a violin case, “How do

s our kind of people, a real down-to-earth, nice man." Eventually, I did meet her. She kissed and hugged me and repeatedly blessed me in the name of Jesus. When she kissed me, so much of her makeup came off on my face that it took me several minutes and some hard scrubbing to remove it. Several weeks l

So far so good. But then, it went on to describe why matzo had small holes: “The holes in the matzo represent the wounds on the body of our Savior, Jesus Christ, who in his body was punctured during his crucifixion.” Not in the traditional Jewish Haggadah! Tammy Faye had sent me a Christian Evangelical rip-o

recite the alphabet backwards, whereas he read the entire dictionary. We both played the violin, and when he was nine and | was six, we performed at Carnegie Hall. (| was the youngest concert artist in any field to perform there.) Our younger sister Marge took piano lessons and became a legendary figure at Boys

el, Althea had transformed the Coca-Cola Suite at Emory University Hospital into her office, where she was now studying the Slides of the irreverent “Jesus and the Adulteress” feature. Dick Gregory was there, and he said, “This scares me" He was concerned about reaction in the Bible Belt, notwithstanding