Epstein Secrets

ce President.” TODD: And | was interviewing potential nannies all day. No one fits the bill yet. But | just keep calling the agency. Maybe I’ Il try Craigslist. [The telephone rings. Todd picks it up.] TODD: Hello .. . thanks, | will. /Hangs up the phone and clicks on the TV.] That was McCain. /Looks at TV

for erectile dysfunction and political campaigns alike, both having scary side effects. And now the injection of Sarah Palin and her family into the McCain vs. Obama campaign makes one wonder whether the winner of this race will ultimately depend on which candidate presents the better sitcom. It already

ain. /Looks at TV Guide for the channel number and clicks the TV on.] Keith Olbermann is doing a Special Comment about you on MSNBC. OLBERMANN: When John McCain first selected Sarah Palin as his running mate, it seemed to me that it was the best “What were you thinking?" moment since Hugh Grant got caught get

as the HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015152 ambush candidate, Senator McCain would be ridiculed into a severe case of buyer’ s

to Alan Greenspan confessing “My bad” to Free Botox for Everybody. Perhaps the most bizarre byproduct of the campaign began with an anonymous ad on Craigslist, headlined: “Need Sarah Palin Lookalike ASAP for Adult Film.” The pay would be $3,000 and, it was duly noted, “No anal required.” This porn flick, i

acted as though his advocacy of age-appropriate sex education for kindergarteners meant putting condoms on cucumbers. That didn’ t work, either. Then John McCain tried calling him a_ “socialist.” Also didn’ t work. Ironically, Socialist Party candidate Norman Thomas ran for president six times, and never won,

g, which lampooned Obama’ s victory. Co-creator Trey Parker explained, “We’ re just going HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015320 to make the Obama version, and if McCain somehow wins, we’ re basically just totally screwed.” Likewise, Garry Trudeau gambled that Obama would win, and his syndicated Doonesbury strip--publ

thern, 50, of Tazewell County, pleaded guilty to attempted sex trafficking of a minor." Southern "admitted that in June 2020 he contacted a woman on Craigslist who identified herself as a mother who would allow him to have sex with her children in exchange for money. During the conversation, Southern arran

pan." According to the US Navy, "the USS John S. McCain was sailing in the vicinity of Peter the Great Ba

hern, 50, of Tazewell County, pleaded guilty to attempted sex trafficking of a minor." Southern "admitted that in June 2020 he contacted a woman on Craigslist who identified herself as a mother who would allow him to have sex with her children in exchange for money. During the conversation, Southern arrang

apan." According to the US Navy, "the USS John S. McCain was sailing in the vicinity of Peter the Great B