Epstein Secrets

wife when he picks up a case of beer that's on sale and puts it in the shopping cart. His wife says, "Put that back." Walking down the next aisle, Schneider's wife picks up a big jar of face cream. He says, "What's that for?" She says, "It makes me pretty." Schneider says, "So does the beer, and that's

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fy app and type in "Jackie Martling"... It's a really nasty day, dark and pouring, and Schneider gets pulled over for speeding. The cop walks up to Schneider's window and says, "Isn't it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?" Schneider says, "Who's stupid? You're the one standing out in th

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nd she's cursing and screaming at her husband. He says, "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.'" Schneider's rich and one day he decides he wants to cross the Sahara Desert by caravan. He goes to Cairo, buys a small herd of camels, hires Arabs to ride the

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th going home, is it?" What's the difference between a white cow and a black cow? A white cow goes, "Moo," and a black cow goes, "Moo out d' way." Schneider says to his wife, "Have you been sucking off the dog?" She says, "Why do you ask?" He says, "Because every time you yawn he gets a hard-on." 7 EF

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calories there are in sperm." Her friend says, "Why? If you're swallowing that much, nobody's gonna give a shit if you're a little chubby." ***** Schneider's walking along a cliff when he comes up to a girl standing on the edge. He says, "What're you doing?" She says, "I'm trying to get up the nerve to

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