Epstein Secrets

ept of a nation divided by race." Judge Who Delayed Removal Of Confederate Statue In Richmond Appears To Recuse Himself. The Washington Post (7/3, Schneider, 14.2M) reports that Circuit Court Judge Bradley B. Cavedo, "who imposed an indefinite injunction against removing the statue of Robert E. Lee on s

ing I would say to people is if you do go out to a gathering or in public, please wear a face covering." On NBC Nightly NewsVI (7/3, story 3, 1:54, Melvin, 5.85M), Kristen Welker reported the President "has only been pictured wearing a mask once, fueling criticism he and his Administration are sending

rsing and screaming at her husband. He says, "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.'" ♦fifffe9ff Schneider's rich and one day he decides he wants to cross the Sahara Desert by caravan. He goes to Cairo, buys a small herd of camels, hires Arabs to ride th

. What would you call a skeleton that doesn't like to do chores? A lazy bones. What would you call an escalator that doesn't work? Stairs. Why'd Melvin throw the butter out the window? He wanted to see the butterfly. Where was the Declaration Of Independence signed? At the bottom. END of KIDS' SE

nd she's cursing and screaming at her husband. He says, "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.'" Schneider's rich and one day he decides he wants to cross the Sahara Desert by caravan. He goes to Cairo, buys a small herd of camels, hires Arabs to ride the

. What would you call a skeleton that doesn't like to do chores? A lazy bones. What would you call an escalator that doesn't work? Stairs. Why'd Melvin throw the butter out the window? He wanted to see the butterfly. Where was the Declaration Of Independence signed? At the bottom. END of KIDS' SE

ays just "Use Your Finger!" thirty-seven years of free jokes! and dial (516) 922-WINE ... (516) 922-9463 not a pay service, just a local call ... Schneider goes to visit his friend at work, and he says, "Man, your new secretary of yours is hot. She's gorgeous." His friend says, "Yeah, and she's a robot.

ir horns don't work. Why'd the dog go, "Moo?" He was learning a new language. Why do people hate to kiss vampires? Because they have bat breath. Melvin's mother says, "Why are you crying, Melvin?" He says, "My new sneakers hurt." She looks down and says, "That's because you put them on the wrong fe

-please ..." The girl behind the counter says, "What flavor would you like?" The guy says, "I-it don't matter, I-I'm gonna drop it anyway." ********* Schneider walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, "But, sir, I can see from up here you're at least a size 11." HOU

Knock, knock... Who's there? Cook ... Cook who? Cuckoo? What are you, a clock? Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have any guts. Why'd Melvin cut a hole in his brand new umbrella? So he could see when it stopped raining. Harry's mother says, "Why are you crying, Harry?" He says, "Because my