Epstein Secrets

wife when he picks up a case of beer that's on sale and puts it in the shopping cart. His wife says, "Put that back." Walking down the next aisle, Schneider's wife picks up a big jar of face cream. He says, "What's that for?" She says, "It makes me pretty." Schneider says, "So does the beer, and that's

etta & iHeart Radio 24/7 Comedy EFTA00714022 he plays me a-plenty ... ******** What do you get if you lick a Girl Scout? Ten years. ******** Schneider's shopping with his wife when he picks up a case of beer that's on sale and puts it in the shopping cart. His wife says, "Put that back." Walking

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endless jokes from all of my CDs, get the Pandora or the Spotify app and type in "Jackie Martling"... It's a really nasty day, dark and pouring, and Schneider gets pulled over for speeding. The cop walks up to Schneider's window and says, "Isn't it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?" Sc

fy app and type in "Jackie Martling"... It's a really nasty day, dark and pouring, and Schneider gets pulled over for speeding. The cop walks up to Schneider's window and says, "Isn't it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?" Schneider says, "Who's stupid? You're the one standing out in th

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rsing and screaming at her husband. He says, "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.'" ♦fifffe9ff Schneider's rich and one day he decides he wants to cross the Sahara Desert by caravan. He goes to Cairo, buys a small herd of camels, hires Arabs to ride th

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th going home, is it?" What's the difference between a white cow and a black cow? A white cow goes, "Moo," and a black cow goes, "Moo out d' way." Schneider says to his wife, "Have you been sucking off the dog?" She says, "Why do you ask?" He says, "Because every time you yawn he gets a hard-on." 7 EF

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it cross the road? The chicken forgot to wipe his ass. ***: to hear endless jokes from all of my CDs, get the Pandora or the Spotify app and type in "Jackie Martling" ******** What do you say to a blonde with a plaid dildo? "Give me back my thermos." ********* the $2.95 Guys are the official supplier of all JokeLa

-please ..." The girl behind the counter says, "What flavor would you like?" The guy says, "I-it don't matter, I-I'm gonna drop it anyway." ********* Schneider walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, "But, sir, I can see from up here you're at least a size 11." HOU