Epstein Secrets

endless jokes from all of my CDs, get the Pandora or the Spotify app and type in "Jackie Martling"... It's a really nasty day, dark and pouring, and Schneider gets pulled over for speeding. The cop walks up to Schneider's window and says, "Isn't it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?" Sc

fy app and type in "Jackie Martling"... It's a really nasty day, dark and pouring, and Schneider gets pulled over for speeding. The cop walks up to Schneider's window and says, "Isn't it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?" Schneider says, "Who's stupid? You're the one standing out in th

says, "What color?" He says, "Give me white. I'll color it myself." 7pm Saturday, June 4th The Brokerage Comedy Club 2792 Merrick Road Bellmore, Long Island NY all show info on jokeland.com A woman calls Dirty Johnny's mother and says, "I caught your son playing doctors and nurses with my eight-year-ol

ays just "Use Your Finger!" thirty-seven years of free jokes! and dial (516) 922-WINE ... (516) 922-9463 not a pay service, just a local call ... Schneider goes to visit his friend at work, and he says, "Man, your new secretary of yours is hot. She's gorgeous." His friend says, "Yeah, and she's a robot.

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th going home, is it?" What's the difference between a white cow and a black cow? A white cow goes, "Moo," and a black cow goes, "Moo out d' way." Schneider says to his wife, "Have you been sucking off the dog?" She says, "Why do you ask?" He says, "Because every time you yawn he gets a hard-on." 7 EF

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calories there are in sperm." Her friend says, "Why? If you're swallowing that much, nobody's gonna give a shit if you're a little chubby." ***** Schneider's walking along a cliff when he comes up to a girl standing on the edge. He says, "What're you doing?" She says, "I'm trying to get up the nerve to

From: "Jackie Martling' To: [email protected] Subject: see Jackie! Las Vegas, Long Island! Date: Mon, 18 Apr 2016 19:52:55 +0000 Leeds gets a new job, so he has to take a physical. The doctor finishes the exam and says, "Jesus, Mr. Leed