Epstein Secrets

grand jury. Mr. Krischer backed off when one of Epstein's gold-plated attor- neys, Alan Dershowitz, announced that some of the victims had posted MySpace comments about their alco- hol and marijuana use. Epstein's "best" defense has been that he didn't know the girls were underage. "How he verified

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it will also work in Willow’ s case. | hadn’ t quite considered an announcement like this as a possible October surprise. | thought we might capture Osama bin Laden. Or that there could be impeachment and conviction of Bush and Cheney, but it would leave Nancy Pelosi as the new president, and we surely don’ t wan

utside a Safeway supermarket can be challenging. How could made-up humor possibly top the actual absurdity of mass murderer Jared Loughner asking his MySpace friends not to be mad at him. After all, he was merely planning to indiscriminately kill as many innocent human beings as he could, with democracy it

ou for that. In fact, according to Bob Woodward in Obama’ s Wars, all you want to do now is get out of Afghanistan. Well, why don’ t you just do what Osama bin Laden did; cross over to Pakistan. Since we bribe Pakistan to be our ally, you’ d think they would never consider harboring bin Laden, though they reek wit