Epstein Secrets

mething between us smells." What kind of key opens a banana? A mon-key. Where do pirates play games? At the arrghhh-cade. End of Kids' Section! Berger's wife says to her friend, "Our sex life stinks." Her friend says, "Do you ever watch your husband's face when you're having sex?" She says, "Once,

demonstrates, the priest says, "What happens when you lift both legs?" The parrot says, "I fall on my fucking ass, you stupid cocksucker." ******* Elton John goes into a tattoo parlor and says, "I want you to put a picture of a Rolls Royce on my cock." The tattoo artist says, "You'd be better off with a

d former Circuit Judge Bill Berger, who now represents some of the women. "Everybody was in on this deal except the victims and the public," Berger said. "The public should be outraged it has gone as far as it has." A second attorney representing the women, Brad Edwards. has seen the seal

e Swiss-born chef's hearty laughter filled the ritzy Manhattan restau- rant's kitchen for 36 years. He served guests from Jacqueline Onassis and Elton John to President Clinton, Princess Diana and Martha Stewart. 'He was our hero: the man we always turned to when we knew we had to achieve the impos

Horowitz, the class act of the evening, grabbed the right card and calmly announced "Moonlight. No Joke." Platt, Horowitz and their co-producer Fred Berger handed their Oscars to Moonlight director Barry Jenkins, and producers Jeremy Kleiner and Adele Romanski and left the stage as Mahershala Ali, the fi

Each costs a cool million and between 6:00pm and 8:00pm they are all sold. Buyers and Larry's close friends then migrate down the block to Mr. Chow. Elton John and David Furnish, Jonah Hill, Dakota Johnson, Sharon Stone, NBCUniversal's Ron Meyer, Gus Van Sant, Emily Ratajkowski, Dasha Zhukova, artists Alex I