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t by Tony Hatch and Tim Holder and was joined by Joe McElderry, the London Community Gospel Choir and

t RIAA certified Gold Album and featured "Alfie", and two 1966 hits: "Trains and Boats and Planes" and "I Just Don't Know What to Do with Myself". "Alfie" had become a radio hit when disc jockeys across the nation began to play the album cut early in 1967. "Alfie" was released as the "B" side of a Bac

ps, and everybody stays until closing time. After everybody's gone, Durkin says to the clam, "You ain't bad. What's your name?" The clam says, "I'm Joe. Want me to come back tomorrow night?" Durkin says, "Yeah. I want you here every night." Durkin puts a sign in the window, "Tonight, on the piano,

l show info on jokeland.com Mrs. Cusswort takes a final look at her husband just before his wake, and she says to the funeral director, "You know, Alfie looks great, but I'm so worried about his toupee sliding down. I know it would just break his heart if his toupee slid down." The funeral director

e The Clam," and for the next f=w months the place is packed to the hilt six nights a week. Durkin's swimming in cash, there's women everywhere, and Joe's become a loca= celebrity. One Monday, it's the afternoon of their day off, and Joe drags himself into the bar with his shell all busted up, hang

tp://jokeland.com> <=strong> Mrs. Cusswort takes a final look at her husband just before his wake, and she says to the funeral director, "You know, Alfie looks great, but I'= so worried about his toupee sliding down. I know it would just break his heart if his toupee slid down." The funeral director