Epstein Secrets

career, but I’ ve never even visited that particular post, on- or off-duty. | have never had any contact at anytime, anyplace, anywhere with Cathy O’ Brien. | have never programmed sex slaves for the government or anyone else. | have never participated in any form of child abuse whatever.” What does he

ty-seven million anyway? Do they have census takers or whaf? You tell me! I’ Il decide!” Also, a screaming match broke out between Google co-founder Sergei Brin and Google CEO Eric Schmidt, over the infamous cover of the New Yorker, which depicted Barack and Michelle Obama as the new President and First Lady,

in the military are fighting, being maimed and dying unnecessarily, supposedly to protect the freedom their own country is denying them. Sincerely, Paul Krassner Postscript: | sent a copy of the letter to some folks that day. Among the responses, | received a message from a mother: “I am trying to explain thi

eir own country is denying them. Sincerely, Paul Krassner Postscript: | sent a copy of the letter to some

terial. In return, we agreed not to publicize the fact that he knew about the Watergate break- in weeks before it occurred. He had warned Lawrence O’ Brien at Democratic National Committee headquarters, but O' Brien remained silent because he assumed that such a scandal would provide ammunition for a Dem

ist was the inspiration that kept pushing me to the next level; there was no way I could continue reading it and remain the same.” --George Carlin “Paul Krassner--confidant of Lenny Bruce, co-founder of the Yippies, defiler of Disney characters, publisher of The Realist, and investigative satirist extraordinai

blic figures. He would rather savor a piquant irony about a public figure than eat a bowl of fresh strawberries and ice cream.” --Ken Kesey “T told Krassner one time that his writings made me hopeful. He found this an odd compliment to offer a satirist. I explained that he made supposedly serious matters

ear-old unmarried daughter is five months pregnant. And you thought John Edwards was in trouble before. Now he’ s rea//y done it. [Click!] CONAN O’ BRIEN: Sarah Palin said, “We should never have introduced her to John Edwards.” [Click!] CRAIG FERGUSON: | don’ t think that a young lady getting pregnan

ce their partners. | start to slide out, but not inconspicuously enough. Ramana Das, who knows me from a previous incarnation, calls out, “There goes Paul Krassner. Are you afraid to participate?” “I’m here as a journalist.” “Ah, he can’ t participate because he’ s a journalist. See how everybody has excuses.”

previous incarnation, calls out, “There goes Paul Krassner. Are you afraid to participate?” “I’m here as a