of honour. Perhaps there is a reasonable expla- nation for his dereliction of duty. Per- haps he has an appointment or two at the Woking branch of Pizza Express, with extra sauce on his every order. Perhaps he is busy on a course of sweat gland therapy. to encourage those recalcitrant war-tom ducts back

me? At this time, she'd be better to stay in and under the radar. The silly girl should have just called Ocado." Meanwhile today also, just as the Pizza Express loving `Duke of PR Disasters' — a man who has now created a new verb in being "de- royaled" according to the royal historian Robert Lacey — has bee