on the curb and one foot on the road?" The drunk says, "Th-thank God. I-I thought I was cripple." An Arab sheik says to an American tourist, "Mr. Schirripa, your wife, she is beautiful. I must have her. I will trade you her weight in gold." Shirripa says, "Give me a few days." 3 EFTA_R1_01940115 EFT